I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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