Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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