when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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