This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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