you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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