She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
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Just invented taco cereal.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
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We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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