You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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