Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
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I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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