I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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