Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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