You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Randomize
