dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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