There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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