ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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