I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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