ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Randomize
