after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
birth control should be required to get into college
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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