Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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