He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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