Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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