we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
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