Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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