i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
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