I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
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