i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
We talked him into tasing himself.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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