eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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