I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
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