just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
