I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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