Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(917): View more from New York City

i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany

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(248): View more from Michigan

going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.

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(347): View more from New York

alright she left, finally time to fart up the room

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man

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(716): View more from New York

i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.

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(518): View more from New York

med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.

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(647): View more from Ontario

I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.

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(647): View more from Ontario

I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.

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(949): View more from California

I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER

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