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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  The fabulous human disaster: it is him

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