What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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