After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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