What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
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I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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