cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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