therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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