i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Randomize
