You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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