honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
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I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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