Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
there was a trapeze. enough said
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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