who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
She's the barista slut.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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