It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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