I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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