We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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