At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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