So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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