Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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