Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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