dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
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