So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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