i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm sobbing to NWA
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