dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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