I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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