Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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